14 dicembre 2013

FABLES FOR FUN


Once upon a time, Swingline sales weren’t so hot.  So, the executives decided to launch a campaign called ‘Fables for Fun’, and anyone in the kingdom could send in their story for a prize.  Here is, in my biased opinion, the best submittal.
“Cleopatra, with feminine guile,
Said to Tony, “Let’s barge down the Nile!”
When she reached for an asp,
Her belt lost its clasp,
So she stapled it up Swingline style.”

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